Trump Stock Market

Ah, the financial markets. A bastion of rational thought, meticulous analysis, and predictable outcomes. Or, at least, that’s what they […]

Ah, the financial markets. A bastion of logic, predictability, and sober analysis, right? Not when Donald J. Trump is in

Ah, the sweet, unpredictable symphony of the stock market under the enduring influence of Donald J. Trump. For those who

Ah, the stock market. A bastion of calm, predictable growth, right? Not when Donald J. Trump is in the White

Ah, the stock market. A bastion of rational thought, predictable trends, and calm, measured responses to global events. Or, if

Ah, the stock market. A bastion of rationality, driven by fundamentals, and entirely immune to the whims of a single

Ah, the financial markets. A bastion of logic, predictability, and sober analysis, one might imagine. That is, of course, until

Ah, August 2025. A time for summer vacations, perhaps a refreshing dip in the market, or so one might hope.

Ah, the stock market. A bastion of rational thought, predictable trends, and calm, measured responses to global events. Or, at

Ah, Friday, August 1, 2025. A day that will surely go down in the annals of financial history as… well,