Trump Stock Market

Just when global markets thought they had a handle on the usual geopolitical theatrics, former President Donald J. Trump has […]

Well, here we are again. Just when you thought the global geopolitical landscape might settle into a predictable rhythm –

Ah, the stock market under Donald J. Trump. A landscape where policy pronouncements hit harder than earnings reports, and a

Ah, 2025. A year that, much like a certain former (and current) President’s policy pronouncements, offered a dizzying array of

Ah, the financial markets. A realm of logic, predictability, and sober analysis, right? Not when Donald J. Trump is in

Another week, another whirlwind of pronouncements from the former-President-turned-market-influencer, Donald J. Trump. As 2025 draws to a close, the financial

Ah, the financial markets. A bastion of rational expectation, meticulous forecasting, and the occasional, entirely predictable, seismic shockwave emanating directly

Ah, the stock market. A bastion of rational thought, meticulous planning, and calm, measured reactions. Or, at least, that’s what

Ah, the financial markets under the watchful, or perhaps, tweeting, eye of Donald J. Trump. It’s a spectacle, truly. A

Ah, the financial markets. A delicate ecosystem of algorithms, investor sentiment, and the occasional tweet. And then there’s Donald J.